| 1. There's Something About Einstein
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| | members of the convoy. From an adobe
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| 2. Einstein's Brain
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| | ranch house south of Santa Fe, New Mexico
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| 3. Brainwash
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| | to stay with old friends of Paterniti to
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| 4. Driving Mr. Albert
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| | the most unusual detour of the journey,
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| 5. IQ
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| | to see William S. Burrough's in Lawrence,
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| 6. From E=MC2 To The X-Files
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| | Kansas. As it turned out, Mr. Harvey and
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| 7. Albert Einstein Institution
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| | Mr. Burrough's knew one another and so,
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| 8. Young Einstein
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| | Einstein's brain had dinner with the
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| | author of "Naked Lunch".5. IQ
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| 1. There's Something About Einstein
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| | The genius of Einstein was not only in
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| Bobby and Peter Farrelly, the brother
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| | his scientific theories, but also in his
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| writing-directing duo responsible for the
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| | willingness for extreme self-promotion.
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| comedy hits, "There's Something About
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| | Much of his early fame can be attributed
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| Mary" and "Dumb and Dumber" are fans of
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| | to the fact that he went on a whirlwind
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| the mad genius just like everybody else.
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| | world tour to promote his discoveries,
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| To dazzle the crowds, Bobby Farrelly has
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| | dining with the rich and famous and
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| taught his three-year-old son a few
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| | powerful the world over. Gaining global
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| tricks to flaunt his own future genius.
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| | headlines and firmly establishing the
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| He's taught him 10 answers to some very
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| | scientist as a superstar. Today,
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| advanced questions for a tot of his age,
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| | scientists like Brian Greene and Michio
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| one of which is, "Who came up with the
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| | Kaku can only dream of such fanfare
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| theory for E=MC2?" Playing the crowd with
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| | surrounding their groundbreaking work in
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| contemplation on his face, his son toes
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| | search of the elusive Unifying Theory
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| the ground with his sneaker and finally
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| | which Einstein himself spent his final
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| and timely answers, "Albert Einstein".
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| | days contemplating, to no avail.6. From
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| Now that is genius.2. Einstein's Brain
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| | E=MC2 To The X-Files
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| By chance a man named Thomas Harvey
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| | Many actors have portrayed the
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| performed the autopsy on Einstein in 1955
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| | wiry-haired genius on the silver screen.
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| shortly after the genius passed away. He
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| | Most notably was Walter Matthau's witty
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| wasn't scheduled to do so, the guy that
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| | turn as the mad scientist in the 1994
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| was, wasn't able to make it. So, Mr.
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| | romantic comedy, "IQ". Australian
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| Harvey got the honors of handling
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| | comedian, Yahoo Serious took a
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| Albert's most private matters, including
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| | hare-brained stab at in the farcical,
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| his priceless grey matter. Without proper
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| | "Young Einstein" in 1988. Even Robert
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| permission to do so, although Thomas
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| | Downey Jr. has portrayed him in the 1990
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| attests to being given the nod of okay
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| | film, "That's Adequate". We here at
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| from an Einstein relative, Mr. Harvey
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| | T-Shirt King have voted and would enjoy
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| pulled a modern day Robin Hood and
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| | seeing David Duchovny portray Mr.
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| snatched the scientist's brain. For
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| | Einstein during his earlier years. Go
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| decades he kept it in a secret location,
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| | figure.7. Albert Einstein Institution
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| dishing out pieces of it to researchers
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| | Having developed the means that led to
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| around the world. Mr. Harvey meant well,
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| | creation of the world's most destructive
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| he intended to do elaborate research on
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| | weapon, The Albert Einstein Institution
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| the brain himself and have the findings
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| | has been striving for new ways of
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| published, but ultimately that endeavor
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| | nonviolent conflict resolution, just like
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| never came to fruition.3. Brainwash
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| | Mr. Einstein himself endeavored to do
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| The brain had seen better days,
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| | while he was alive. The institution is
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| transformed from the greatest mind of a
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| | committed to defending democratic
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| modern time to chicken-colored chunks
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| | freedoms and institutions - opposing
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| floating in a smelly, yellow,
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| | oppression, dictatorship and genocide -
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| formaldehyde broth, diced into varying
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| | reducing reliance on violence as an
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| bits and encased in Tupperware. A great
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| | instrument of policy. For our sakes, it's
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| deal of the time, the brain was hidden in
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| | too bad Mr. Einstein isn't still around
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| a cookie jar at Mr. Harvey's girlfriend's
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| | these days.8. Young Einstein
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| house. Then one day, willing to make
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| | Einstein's popularity is legendary, you
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| amends with the Einstein family, Mr.
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| | would be hard pressed to find anyone on
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| Harvey decided to return the long lost
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| | the planet that had not heard of him. His
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| brain to Einstein's granddaughter, Evelyn
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| | very name is equated with genius. Despite
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| in San Francisco.4. Driving Mr. Albert
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| | his amazing feats later in his life,
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| Enter journalist Paterniti hailing from
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| | young Einstein didn't fair so well in the
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| Portland, Maine. Having written an
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| | eyes of those around him. He was a
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| article on Mr. Harvey and the missing
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| | horrible student, which he attributes to
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| brain, Paterniti's friendship with Harvey
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| | boredom, his teachers attribute it to an
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| grew to the point where he was willing to
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| | abrasive ego. His parents had concerns
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| drive Harvey and the brain from New
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| | for him as well, because he couldn't
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| Jersey to California, after all, it's not
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| | speak fluently until his ninth birthday,
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| the destination, but the journey that
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| | leading his parents to suspect that he
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| counts. The unlikely trio - a freelance
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| | might be mentally challenged. Yeesh,
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| writer, an elderly pathologist and the
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| | what's a genius to do?
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| Albert Einstein sans life and limb -
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| traversed America in a borrowed Buick
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| Skylark. Stopping here and there,
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| | American Pop Culture Encyclopedia.
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| visiting old friends of the two living
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