What's In A Name?

One of my favorite shows to watch on T.V. is"sport compact" is a much better term which can
Overhaulin' on TLC (The Learning Channel) whichbe universally assigned to any compact auto. Oh,
is hosted by Courtney Hansen (formally), Chrisand just to show you how confusing things get, I
Jacobs, and automotive fabricator extraordinaire,have seen and heard many, many times
Chip Foose. On one of the episodes a 1956Japanese "imports" referred to as "euros". What
Chevy Bel Aire was transformed from its formerthe hell!?!?! This further gives reason to why the
hardtop self to a super sleek roadster.term "import" needs to go away when
Throughout the show, Courtney continually andreferencing sport compact autos. Now, I will give
incorrectly, referred to the car as a convertible. Icredit to a magazine that is called "Sport Compact
am sure she sees no problem with referring to itCar Magazine" and the many auto shows that use
as such, but I do because it is a misnomer. Justthe term "sport compact" over "import". I will be
as U.S. Marines should never be referred to asthe first to admit that I have been guilty of
"Army Soldiers" then cars should be no different.throwing the term "import" around, but I plan to
In the midst of my frustration, I have decided tomake future references to "imports" as "sport
sit down and give a quick lesson on a few autocompacts".Another term that gets misused is the
buzz words that get interchanged all of the time.term "sport truck". When you are referring to a
Some of what I have to say is truth mixed with"sport truck" I think of a low truck with a
a little bit of my opinion, but regardless I feel thathigh-powered engine; that is usually a two seater
it is something that needs to be pointed out. Now,with two doors. In my opinion anything that seats
let's move on to the meat of this editorial!Ok, formore than three people and has more than two
starters, referring back to thedoors is not a sport anything! It can have a
"roadster-convertible" controversy above, asporty appearance, but sport it is not. For
roadster is an automobile that has been purposelyinstance, I have a 2000 Chevy Silverado that is
designed "sans-top" (without a top). The dictionarylowered and is a two door stick shift. By definition,
definition is: "an open automobile having a singlesince my truck has been modified to look unlike
seat in the front for two or three people and athe traditional pickup, my truck is a "sport truck".
rumble seat or luggage compartment in the back."Now, if my truck were an extended cab, I would
A good example of a true roadster is the 1932now say, though it has a sporty stance and/or a
Ford Hi-Boy. Referring to a roadster as anifty paint job, it is more like a "street truck" kind
"convertible" is incorrect because a convertible isof similar to "street rod". I feel that "street truck"
just that, a car whose top folds up andis a more appropriate term for all trucks that
"converts" the car to topless. Now, a lot ofhave been modified and seat more than three
owners of "true" roadsters will use specialand have more than two doors. The term "sport
modified toppers to shield themselves against thetruck" should be true to what the term "sport
elements when rolling long distances, but suchcar" originated from, a two door auto that runs
tops usually require extra anchoring points andfast. So, I guess the truck would also have to be
things that really give a roadster an unnaturalfast as well. Ford has the right idea in this
appearance.Moving along, another term that reallydepartment with their F-150 SVT Lightning model
gets thrown around incorrectly is "import". This ispickup. It has two doors and Dodge also has it
a somewhat new term on the customright, or should I say had it right, with the V-10
automotive scene, though the term "import" isDodge Ram pickup which at first was only
ancient. Compacts in general are referred toavailable in two doors. Now, the Dodge V-10 truck
collectively as "imports" and this is incorrectis available in an extended cab version, so I refer
because not all compacts are "imports". A Saturn,to that version as a "street truck". The same
Chevy Cavalier, and Ford Focus are not imports,goes for the Chevy SS pickup which to me is a
just to name a few! These are domestic autos"street truck" because of the extended cab
that should be referred to as "sport compacts".design.In closing, in order to not seem very anal
Sure they resemble their Japanese and Europeanabout the whole "name thing", I don't hold it
counterparts, but once again how can somethingagainst anyone who refers to a Chevy Cavalier
be "imported" or simply referred to as such whenas an "import", neither do I eat someone's lunch
it is built here (we are not talking about assembledover people referring to extended cab pickups as
here by the way)? I guess that depends, as"sport trucks", and I do not get super miffed
former President Bill Clinton would say, on whatover someone referring to a "roadster" as a
the meaning of "is"... is! I believe the whole termconvertible. Simply, I want to set the record
"import" needs to go away because a Toyota instraight on a few "buzz" words.Until next time...
Japan isn't a damn "import"!!! That is why the termkeep it legal and keep it safe.