Un-Boom Me!

Okay, we got it - a lot of babies were born in thea novel set in ancient Greece. There's nothing
decade after World War II ended. Here's what Iwrong with all that Flower Power stuff, but it isn't
don't understand: all these millions of babies weremy experience.Set us free, release us from the
born, and then the birth rate dropped; and allBaby Boomer group - we want to go off on our
those babies that were born in that 1946 - 1964own. The tired "I did the wild drugs and peace and
period are known as the Baby Boom generation.Iffreedom bit, now I'm going to get rich" doesn't fit
the kids had kept coming, would we be talkingeven one of my contemporaries. Think about it.
about a Baby Boom that extended from 1946 toWe didn't grow up in Ike's fifties and react to that
1972, or 1975? And if so, would we keep definingupbringing by inventing pot parties. We grew up
the whole blinking generation by the trends andwith Vietnam on the evening news, watching RFK
events that shaped maybe the first ten percentand MLK and Malcolm get shot down, and then
of them?I was born on December 31, 1959. Isaw Watergate, the icing on the cake, around the
have exactly nothing more or less in commontime we entered high school. Of course we
with the stereotypical Baby Boomer than withbecame punk rockers! What would anyone do?In
any other human being on the planet. I don'tour twenties, half our gay friends died of AIDS,
know from Howdy Doody. Ed Sullivan is a dimsometimes two weeks after the first symptom
memory, already a caricature by the time I wasappeared. In our thirties, we began to have
old enough to pay attention. I can't rememberchildren - the Boomer experience of kids in college
Father Knows Best. Annette Funicello? Give me aand beyond isn't ours, either. Of my high school
break. My older brother went to Woodstock, onegraduating class of 1978, only one friend (Dave)
of the younger attendees at age 15 (and got hishas a 15-year-old (and Dave was always more
sleeping bag stolen); I was at home with theresponsible than the rest of us). My youngest is
younger siblings, watching the moon landing.All ofthree; John has a two-year-old. Steve the former
the signal events associated with the Baby Boomticket scalper (a master sign painter/"letter-head"
are my older siblings' experiences, not mine. Iin Berkeley) has a one-year-old.Honestly, when I
don't remember JFK's asassination. Hippies werethink of the boomer stereotype, I think of my old
slightly exotic when I was six or seven years old,boss, Marty. Only ten years older than me, the
and then really boring.I have my own set ofguy seemed like a fossil, culturally: he didn't know
reference points. My poor brother Pete, an evenjack about anything that he didn't read in
further-out-on-the-curve Baby Boomer than I,Customer Service Management Today magazine.
born in March of 1964, wouldn't even rememberHe would bring new-car brochures to work and
the few Boomer references that register for me.show them to me. I could not relate, because I
How can we all be lumped in one group together?was sleep-deprived after having danced all night
Could any set of people born over any 18-yearand coming into work directly from Medusa, the
period be expected to have that much inafter-hours club. One day, when we were finshing
common? We just don't. Ask a real Boomer, aup a project together on a Saturday, Marty said
1946-through-1956 Boomer, how he felt the first"You really like music, don't you? Who's that on
time he heard the B-52s. Whaaa? We heardyour Walkman - Gruppo Sportivo?" That's right, I
"Rock Lobster" and had to call 15 people and saysaid. I also had the Roches and Ben Sidron and
"Wait until you hear this, it's random, it's thethe Gap Band and Joan Armatrading and Fear and
greatest thing."Un-boom me, now. I insist. I couldthe Palominos on there. And Marty said, "Yeah,
give a damn about the Summer of Love. I neverI'm into Iron Butterfly." I just stared at him. "Um,
trusted anyone over 30 any less than anyoneare they still recording?" I asked.Un-bundle us,
else. When I started going to concerts in highun-boom us, we opt out. Have a happy sixtieth
school, it was (briefly) 70's rock bands, and thenbirthday, Boomers, and be well: just leave us out
(avidly) Tuff Darts and Blondie at Irving Plaza. Ifof the club, because we are a whole 'nother
anything, my contemporaries are the Ticketsthing.Liz Ryan is a workplace expert, 25-year
Generation - it was "can you get tickets to Zappacorporate (Fortune 500) HR executive, and the
at the Beacon? What about Ian Dury at Max'sfounder and CEO of WorldWIT, the world's
Kansas City?"I was at the Blondie concert on thelargest online community for professional women.
pier at Asbury Park when Debbie Harry gotLiz is an international keynote speaker on
booed for singing "Heart of Glass" (disco sucks,workplace, work/life, leadership, and women in
remember?). I remember Son of Sam andthe workplace topics. WorldWIT provides internal
dancing to Rick James and the New Year's Evecommunication and community-building services,
fire on my 19th birthday at the Ipanema Clubconsulting and training to employers seeking to
near Times Square. I remember when Sid Viciouscreate a diversity culture and to increase
died, like it was yesterday. I read Go Ask Aliceretention and engagement of women and
when it was assigned to us in tenth-grade Englishminorities. Liz lives in Boulder, Colorado with her
class, and related to it the same way I would dohusband and five children.